{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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