{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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Joseph Evan \"Joe\" Perkins is a fictional character from the American soap opera Santa Barbara. Actor Dane Witherspoon originated the role in the first episode of the series aired on July 30, 1984. Following a disagreement with the show's producers, Witherspoon was fired and last seen on the show on October 30, 1984, when Joe was supposed to be killed, but the storyline was changed in order to recast the character.
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